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✅ Hilarious Artwork – Funny + relatable = guaranteed laughs
✅ Blank Inside – Customize your own joke or heartfelt message
✅ Comes with Envelope – Ready to gift straight out the box
✅ Perfect for All Ages – Lighthearted fun for dads, grandpas, husbands
Q: Is the card blank inside?
A: Yep — all yours to roast or get mushy.
Q: What’s the size?
A: Standard 5x7 inches — perfect for display.
Q: Is this suitable for older men?
A: Totally! It’s meant to poke fun with love.
Q: Does it come with an envelope?
A: Absolutely — it’s included and ready to mail or gift.
Q: Is it appropriate for kids to give?
A: Yes — it’s all in good fun and family-friendly!
• Store in a cool, dry place
• Avoid bending or creasing
• Handle with clean, dry hands
• 1x Greeting Card
• 1x Matching Envelope
😅 Sick of boring birthday cards that go straight in the trash?
This one makes them laugh before they even open it.
For dads, husbands, uncles, or that one guy in denial about his eyesight — this card nails the sweet spot between roast and heart 🧡
Printed on premium cardstock, ready to deliver pure birthday chaos.
✅ Hilarious Old Man Art — “This is you trying to read this” = instant LOL
✅ Premium Cardstock + Envelope — Thick, luxe, and party-ready 💌
✅ Roast or Toast — Blank inside for jokes or love notes ✍️
✅ Guy-Approved — Works for dads, bros, pops, and party animals 🎂
🎯 Heads Up: Pair with cheap readers or a magnifying glass for a gag gift glow-up.
It won’t reverse aging...
But it will roast him just enough to earn a high-five.
🤣 Grab it now and be the MVP of birthday laughs.
No matter where your journey takes you — we’re one message away.
🛠️ Contact Supportfunniest card i’ve ever given. added some fake reading glasses in the envelope for dramatic effect
Quality print, bold design, and yeah, it got a cackle. Mission accomplished.
Good card. Got a laugh. Would’ve liked more inside space but that’s nitpicking.
Got this for my uncle. He squinted, laughed, and immediately passed it around the table. Worth it.
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