The Papito Card

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If you’re not absolutely in love with your order, we’ll make it right or give you your money back. Even if it’s just not what you expected. That’s how confident we are in what we ship.

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✅ Makes dad laugh – or roast you back
✅ Unique Father’s Day card – way better than a tie
✅ Authentic Argentine dad humor – he'll *feel* seen
✅ Comes ready to gift – no extra wrapping needed
✅ Designed to go viral at the family asado

Q: Is this a real working credit card?
A: Nope — it's a novelty card for laughs only.

Q: What does the card say?
A: It says “The Papito Card™” on the front and “Y sí… papito paga” in bold Argentine energy.

Q: Will it fit in a regular wallet?
A: Absolutely. Same size as a credit card.

Q: Who’s this card for?
A: Anyone with a dad or suegro who jokes about *always paying for everything.*

Q: Can I gift it with real money?
A: Heck yes. Stick it in with cash, Venmo receipt, or IOU — that’s the gag!

• Keep in sleeve when not in use
• Do not swipe (it won’t work 😉)
• Handle with love and sarcasm

• The Papito Card™
• Premium card sleeve
• Insert card with “Terms & Complaints” (funny text)

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• 30-Day Returns on all eligible items
• Flexible Refunds — not cookie-cutter. Every case is personalized to make things right for you.
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✨ No stress, no hassle — just a refund system built to give you more peace of mind.