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šŸ“¢ Who Are They? And Should We Be Worried?
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Inside HighPeak HQ šŸ¢, thereā€™s an elite department responsible for bringing you the latest news šŸ—žļø, product drops šŸŽ, VIP perks šŸ’Ž, and secret insider scoops šŸ”Ž.

 

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Their track record? Once published a full report on ā€˜The Top 10 Ways to Assert Dominance Over Your Coffee Mug.ā€™ ā˜•šŸ’Ŗ

 

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Meet the TeamšŸ‘‡

šŸ” Tina ā€“ The Keyword Genius šŸ§ šŸ’»


šŸ“Œ Job Title: Keyword Mastermind / Algorithm Whisperer
šŸ“Œ Strengths: Finding HighPeak on Google's Page 1 when it was previously lost in Page 47 of search results.
šŸ“Œ Weaknesses: Once spent an entire lunch break arguing whether "best affordable projector 2025" or "2025 affordable best projector" ranked higher.
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šŸ“– Jake ā€“ The "Serious" Writer āœļøšŸ“

 

šŸ“Œ Job Title: Professional Storyteller / Oxford Comma Defender
šŸ“Œ Strengths: Writes blog headlines that make you click.
šŸ“Œ Weaknesses: Lost a 2-hour debate about the Oxford comma and hasnā€™t emotionally recovered since.
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šŸŽ‰ Maya ā€“ The Chaos Generator šŸš€šŸ¤Æ

 

šŸ“Œ Job Title: Head of Unnecessary Office Pranks & Questionable Blog Titles
šŸ“Œ Strengths: Injects personality into everything. (Too much, some say.)
šŸ“Œ Weaknesses: Once tried to submit "Top 10 Uses for a Smart Lock That Will Probably Get You Arrested" as a real blog.
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šŸ”Ž Dylan ā€“ The "Fact Checker" (Allegedly) šŸ§šŸ”

 

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šŸ“Œ Strengths: Can write an article on literally anything.
šŸ“Œ Weaknesses: Once claimed you could legally duel someone in 27 states with a rubber chicken
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