{"product_id":"ew-people-hoodie","title":"\"Ew, People\" Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😒 Your Social Battery Has Left the Chat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong\u003eLet your hoodie handle the small talk\u003c\/strong\u003e with a bold “Ew, People” graphic that says exactly what your face is thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e😂 \u003cstrong\u003eSome moods deserve their own uniform.\u003c\/strong\u003e This casual polyester knit pullover pairs a full hood, long sleeves, and an easy everyday silhouette with a perfectly blunt graphic. Choose black or white, pull it on, and let the joke do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🏠 Chill days and casual outfits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎉 House parties and laid-back hangouts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎁 Funny gifts for introverts and meme lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot feeling people today? Good—the hoodie already sent the message.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0595\/2281\/0008\/files\/HighPeakk_Funny_Shirts_and_Outfits_Banner.webp?v=1751314895\" alt=\"\" width=\"551\" height=\"367\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💀 Small Talk Not Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eFunny “Ew, People” Graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e – Turns a relatable mood into an instant conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eBlack or White Style\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gives you two easy colors for casual everyday outfits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eHooded Pullover Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Easy to throw on for lounging, errands, or laid-back plans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003ePolyester Knit Construction\u003c\/strong\u003e – Machine-washable material made for regular wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eYour everyday outfit just learned how to set boundaries.\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep the mood going with more wearable punchlines from \u003ca href=\"\/de\/collections\/highpeak-memes\"\u003eHighPeak Memes \u0026amp; Jokes\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Turn the hoodie inside out before machine washing to help protect the printed graphic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎯 Grab your “Ew, People” Hoodie today and let your outfit decline the invitation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HighPeak","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48971755323614,"sku":"48450586542820","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48971755356382,"sku":"48450586583780","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48971755389150,"sku":"48450586567396","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48971755421918,"sku":"48450586575588","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48971755454686,"sku":"48450586559204","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48971755487454,"sku":"48450586600164","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48971755520222,"sku":"48450586546916","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48971755552990,"sku":"48450586591972","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XXL","offer_id":48971755585758,"sku":"48450586551012","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":48971755618526,"sku":"48450586579684","price":32.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0595\/2281\/0008\/files\/highpeak-ew-people-hoodie-shopify-hero-mobile.webp?v=1788350713","url":"https:\/\/highpeakco.com\/de\/products\/ew-people-hoodie","provider":"HighPeak","version":"1.0","type":"link"}